THE SKIBIDIS HAVE REACHED MARS

What does this mean for the future of mankind?

Year by year, people of the sigma senpai clan have begun migrating to the foreign space rock we know as "Mars." Why, you may ask? Well, seems like we've begun overstaying our welcome here in Mother Nature's warm embrace. Try as we might, regret is overdue, and no amount of kowtowing will return us back into what once was.

As luck would have it, the gang known as "The Skibidis" have hijacked a wayward rocket vehicle, filled its fuel tank with bubble water, powered it with the sheer density and weight of their audacities, and launched it into space. Scientists hoped for their early death, and were dismayed by their survival.

Is it too late for us?

So? Tired of all this bullshit?

I get it. All this bawkwobble over climate change, political unrest, gangs of hormonal teenagers, planet decay, imminent death, and whatnot. It gets to you doesn't it? Well look no further for a solution (or escape). We, the AdvocatesofDeath, are organizing a group suicide. Together, we shall free ourselves of this farce.

What is thine Elon Musk Brain Chip™ number?

As you know, there are only 2 continents left after the great 5 world wars. Which one do you swear allegience to? America and Co. or ǝıpllıʍdɯnɹʇ (aka the rest of the world). (Answer will be hidden to avoid the possibility of you, our dear comrade, getting stabbed in the back by a passerby).

What is your date of birth? Just so we know how many years you lasted in the world of the sane before you ultimately decided to join a ragtag of suicidal extremists.

At what time do you feel the happiest? Answer for sugoi purposes.

What is thine favorite color? So we know what color of bullet you want to be killed by.

The AdvocatesofDeath would like to see your silly little face. (There is a possibility of your visage getting stolen by chinese data scalping companies, which will then be sold to factories to be used as a template for wartime robots of Suffering&Decay™). Accept regardless?

If you want to relax a little, come and use our silly little browser. Here, you can search for whatever niche murder article you want to pass the time with.

CHECK OUT THE AdvocatesofDeath

Not ready to lay down your life with a bunch of strangers yet? Worry not. Visit our page linked down below!

Click this totally harmless link that absolutely won't lead you to a very sketchy website.

If you want to visit another totally harmless website that is ultimately insignificant to the current subject matter, then click here.

AdvocatesofDeath's TOP 5 RELIABLE WAYS TO RID ONESELF OFF THIS MORTAL PLANE

  1. Gun to head
  2. Good ol' rope action
  3. Skewer launched from 45 feet away, straight into the liver
  4. Car crash (in front of preschool)
  5. Backflip off the top of a hospital

This is unrelated, but here are some of AdvocatesofDeath's "final meal before execution" recommendations.

INTERESTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE GREAT LEADER OF THE AdvocatesofDeath?

here is my visage

Greetings, PUSSY BABY SHITTER LICKER, it is I, ẗ̷̨̰́h̴̝͙͛ẻ̸̱ǧ̸͔̕ṟ̵̈e̸̞̽͌ã̵͇̐ẗ̸̖́̋o̷̭͆͝v̸̗͛̎e̸̬̾͘r̷̛͓̬̄l̴͍͊̓o̶̪͗̽r̷̥͊͆d̵̡̞̿, ruler of the polluted seas, supervisor of 34 shenzhen (hasn't really been called shenzhen since the 5th world war if we're being honest) factories, separator of healthy families, and proud owner of the Intergalactic Spacehub for Freaks and Outcasts (aka the AdvocatesofDeath).

Here are some silly facts about me:

I implore you to connect with me platonically and viscerally on a deeper, not exactly shallow, level. Here is the link to the totally harmless site in which you can connect with me platonically and viscerally on a deeper, not exactly shallow, level.

Input thine name for an even deeper connection.